FOLLOWING the Round John Virgin wrong-words-to-songs item last week some of you very curious people have rung in wanting to know what it was my dad and the ATS fitters sang instead of Mull of Kintyre.

Well I can't publish it on a family page, but it contained the letters BCKLLOOING.

Arrange them into a well known phrase or saying.

Your contributions include a cracker from Sue Thompson whose husband sang Bicycle Hop for "My Simple Heart" by The Three Degrees.

And instead of "Holy Holy Holy, How Holy is this place?" her chorister dad trilled Moley, Moley, Moley, owd Moley's in this place. Shame on him!

Others included Hot banana, for the backing to Elvis' "Teddy Bear", Call out the Alligator instead of instigator in Something in the Air by Thunderclap Newman and Good King Wenses last looked out.

Keep them coming.